Ate Maya: You know what the worst thing is?
Gia: Being related to you.
(She was talking to me.)
Me: WOW, that’s mean! :(
(Yet funny at the same time.)
I actually don’t really remember any particular conversation. But I do remember this morning in the gym, I was sitting by Myranda and Selena was behind us. It started out with Selena pulling out a big carton of some kinda juice. Then she started coughing up something; it was gross.. Then Myranda starts scratching her neck like CRAZY! I mean like she was clawing at it! Haha!
-Pierce Orchestra was in the band room after first show.-
Me: *Takes off blazer* It’s hot! Alaa, blow me!
(..That sounds wrong)
Alaa: *Blows on my face*
Myranda: *Takes random folder and fans me then accidentally hits my arm.*
-We all laugh-
Myranda: What had happened was..
Myranda: *high-pitched laugh that I never heard before*
Marcus: *turns around slowly, looks at Myranda like WTF, then turns back around slowly.*
Me: Haha! Oh, Marcus! Myranda, why’d you say that?
Myranda: Well people say that when they’re getting ready to lie.
Me: So you’re gonna lie?!
Myranda: No, I’m getting ready to make up a story!
Lost Story Edition.
(I found this story written in my notebook from awhile ago.)
Mr. Augustyn: Track people, good job!
*People start clapping.. WTF.*
Mr. Augustyn: Way to run in circles!
Mr. Augustyn: You guys must LOVE making left turns.
*Myranda pretends to be running to see if it’s really a left turn.*
Myranda: Huhh, I never realized that!
Mr. Augustyn: Don’t you guys ever just wanna turn right? xD
Mr. O’Connor: You should have chapter section one done.
Javaun: Haha… section ONE DONE..
Mr. O’Connor: *looks at Javaun like wtf is your problem*
Gia: did you take metal or wood first?
Me: I had metal for the first grading period last year. I had gym for the last 3 grading periods because my schedule got messed up.
*While I was talking, Gia was nodding her head like she was interested.*
Gia: Ohh, I don’t know why you told me that because I just asked if you had metal or wood.
-HAPPY 2 MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF “STORY TIME WITH KAYLA”-
It’s not really a particular conversation, but 4th period was hilarious today. About more than half of Mr. Pool’s 4th period class goes on Pixie Hollow at free time. Cassie was hosting a party so we were all playing games with each other. We were playing Pass the Popcorn, and Kiera and Katy walk in as we all yell “PASS IT TO ME!!!” and they look surprised! The game ended, and I forgot who won. But we all clapped and laughed so loud for some reason! xD & Kiera said, “I seriously think there’s something wrong with you guys..” Ahhh, we love Pixie Hollow!
Gia: I’m gonna go to the bathroom to change.
Me: But my lips are dry!
*I laugh LOTS because it has nothing to do with Gia going to the bathroom.*
Gia: Then put on some vaseline! xD
-At the end of the day Isabella, Aj, and I were walking through the Performing Arts Dept. I saw Alaa walking out of the orchestra room as we walked by, so I wanted to get her attention. SOO..-
Everyone around me: *looks at me like wtf*
-Alaa’s attention is caught! SUCCESS!-
Alaa: *puts hand over her heart* AHH! Who the crap was that?!
Me: *laughs A LOT*
-Gia walks into my room.-
Me: Gia, nooo!
Me: I’m busy!
Gia: Kayla! What?! You’re lying down, watching tv, and texting!
Well.. It was a really funny night, so I don’t remember any specific conversation that was haha-funny. Plus, EJ was being really nasty in a funny way, so I’d rather not post it on here. Haha..epic fail.. “99 cents, less & up!” Hahaha! xD
-We were walking out of math class to go to the dance.-
Jazzy: I’mma do the stanky leg!
Jazzy: Nahh, I’m just kidding. My leg is cleaaan.
Me: Hahahaha! I get it!
(This is a short story, man.)
-Cassie, Isabella, & I were walking through this hallway full of 7th graders, aka the 7th grade hall. xD Cassie & I began singing a Mr. Rogers song.-
Me: Everybody’s fancy!
Cassie: Everybody’s fine!
Me: *points to random 7th grader.* Your body’s fancy!
7th grader: *Looks at me like WTF* xD
Zekey- Is she black?
Me- No, she’s white.
Zekey- Is that a KIND of black?
Me- Nooo! She’s white!
Zekey- Is that a codename for black?
Me- Hahaha! What?! No!
-I was wearing a scarf & we were in math class. I had the scarf over my mouth to look like a ninja/Arabian princess. Then I was laughing at something-
Me: AHH! I can’t breathe!
Aj: Here! I’ll unmask you! *Aj reaches across my desk, pinches my face/the scarf, then pulls it down.*
-Both of us start cracking up!-
-my dad isn’t really good with computers & he was trying to log into facebook.-
Dad: Gia, what happened? Why isn’t it working?
-at this point I was walking out of his room.-
Gia: You didn’t type in your password!
-I hear this and I stumble back into the room because I was laughing so hard.-
Me & Gia: HAHAHA..
-We were at China Buffet, & Gia saw some chick with a wig. Gia wanted to show me, but I didn’t know.-
Gia: Kayla! 11 o’clock!
Me: It is? *looks at my phone to see if it’s 11:00.*
Gia: Hahaha! Nooo! You’re so stupid!
Me: …….. Ohh! *moved arm counterclockwise to see where 11 o’clock is.*
Gia: Too late! She’s gone!
*Mr. O’Connor writes y=-1/3x+20 on the overhead*
Mr. O’Connor: Solve this sucker out.
Aj: I like the fact that he said “suckkaaa.”
*Me & Javaun start cracking up.*
Aj: You guys are line my audience! *We laugh more.*
Javaun: There’s something wrong with you, Aj.
Goshh I love math class. xD
*My dad needed help with his facebook. I signed him in & I saw that Gia posted something on her status about her being mad at my dad, so I tried to scroll down so he wouldn’t see it. My dad was suspicious so I secretly told Gia to delete it because she was in the kitchen. Gia told me to make sure he doesn’t see it while she goes on Facebook from her iPod. My dad & I were like fighting for the laptop, and Gia was standing on the side of the room acting normal trying to delete the post. I got the laptop & went to my dad’s messages so he wouldn’t see if he or I were to accidentally scroll up. Gia said it was safe, so I clicked home and the status was gone. I gave my dad the laptop as Gia and I went into the kitchen and we high-fived.*
Myranda: Why isn’t the convo that we had in social studies on “Story Time with Kayla?”
Me: What convo?
Myranda: You wrote it down somewhere!
Me: Nu uh!
Myranda: I don’t know!
Me: Ok THIS is going on “Story Time with Kayla!”
Myranda: Hahaha, you fool!
*Gia is in the midst of playing Call of Duty.*
Kayla: Do something funny so I can put it on “Story Time with Kayla.”
Kayla: HAHAHAHA! This is going on “Story Time with Kayla!”
Gia: Spell “high-rise”
Kayla: h i g h -
Kayla: AHHH! (I screamed because she interrupted me and yelled loudly)
Malcolm shows Javaun the time on his phone.
Javaun: It says 14:40.
Malcolm: It’s military time.
Javaun: What is this?1 What are you on?! This is America!
*Gia cooks rice.*
Kayla: Did you put the rice cooker on “cook?”
Gia: Yaaa. (She uses a tone that’s like duhh.)
Kayla: Are you sure?
*Gia checks the rice cooker trying to be secretive.*
4.04.10 Easter Edition!
*Jhoey walks in the house with boxes of pizza.*
Kayla: Hi, Jhoey! Do you have eggs? (We needed more eggs to put candy in to hide.)
*He just walks away and we all laugh.*
Gia: Is this going on “Story Time with Kayla?”
*I run around the house looking for my iPod, and now here we are!*
Gia: Ice cream! … 2 ice creams! … Still 2 ice creams!
Kayla: WHAT?! Hahaha!
Kayla: I’m losin’ it!
Alaa: It’s ok! I still love you with all my heart!
Kayla: But you’re supposed to love God with all your heart, mind, and soul!
Alaa: True dat.. I love you with all my arm!”
Aj: (Said something about hot fries that Paris was eating at lunch; I don’t remember what she said.)
*A few seconds later..*
Matt: Ohh haha I get it because there’s hot sauce on her fries.
(People at the table still didn’t get the “joke.”)
Matt: If Matt gets it, so can you.
Kayla: Haha, that’s the quote of the day!
Matt: Well that’s nice!
*A few seconds later..*
Matt: Ohh wait. I said that..
*I had the hiccups at the time.*
Kayla: Ate Maya, how do I get hiccups? I noticed I get them when I eat fast-…ohhhh!
Ate Maya: I think you just answered your own question!
*Karlo throws a book at me.*
Karlo: That’s your plate!
Kayla: Is this required reading? (He’s only 7; it was a picture book.)
Gia: Karlo, do you take tests?
Gia: How many points do you have?
Karlo: 0. On a test, I only got 2 questions right. I answered all of them “A” except for 2 of them were C and D.
Kayla: Were those the right ones?
*Gia and I start cracking up.*
So in the bathroom during lunch, Paris, Kiera, and I were standing in front of the sinks and mirror. I looked on the counter thing and it looked to me like shoe-prints on there. Sooo..
Kayla: Ohh my gosh! Are those shoe-prints?!
Paris: Nawww… They’re… Panda………. Prints…
*Kiera giggles in the background.*
Kayla: One teaspoon of baking powder!
*Kayla dumps it in the mixing bowl as Cassie stirs.*
Kayla: NOOOOO!!!! I think that was a tablespoon!!!
*We freak out and try to scoop out some of the baking powder with our fingers.*
-a few minutes have elapsed.-
*Kayla looks at the spoon that she used and realizes what it really says.*
Kayla: Uhhh.. Cassie… that WAS a teaspoon..
*Cassie looks at spoon, then we burst into laughter.*
Gotta love Ms. Tubbs’s class!
Went to MIS to run. But then there were people I knew there, so Gia and I waited until they left. They wouldn’t leave, so we tried to sneak out of there without them seeing. Gia jumped the fence, and I couldn’t get over that fence to save my life.. So Gia came around and got me, and we just walked out.. Then Karlo and my mom came and I ran home. :)
*Kiera walks up to table seeming eager to take up someone’s tray.*
Kayla: Take it.
Kayla: TAKE IT!
Kiera: For what? The Polar Express?!
Kayla: Yes, Kiera. The Polar Express.
Kayla: But wait… it’s spring.
*Kiera walks away with my tray with her head down.*
So I was lying down last night, and I was using my iPod. It was like above my face, then I dropped my iPod..on my face.. For like the 3571st time. Jeez, blonde moments are like my life!
DUDEEE, ok so I was on my sister’s profile thing talking to Nina, and I wanted to go back to mine. I scrolled all the way up and I couldn’t find the “Home” link. I was like OH NOO! I went crazy looking for it, then I realized I had to scroll to the right.. xD